Well, well...

Those of you who have noticed the lack of recent updates (i.e. none; I suspect the lack of them is rather conducive to a non-existent readership) might have pondered the issue and attempted to formulate a reason for this lengthy period of inactivity. Had I become swamped with work? Incapacitated? Perhaps a variety of technical issues?

Well, no. Despite numerous exciting possibilities, the somewhat more mundane truth is that I simply couldn't be bothered. I'll endeavour to update this, but whether that's an empty promise or not remains to be seen.